The damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male
was found dressed in a full wet suit complete with air tank, flippers
and
face mask. A post-mortem examination revealed that the person died not
from
burns but from massive internal injuries. Investigators then set about
determining how a fully clad dive ended up in a forest fire 20 miles
from the
nearest large body of water.
Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of
forest while assessing
Using the positive identification provided by the victim's dental
records,
they were able to trace his last known location. It seems that on the
previous day, the victim had been scuba diving off the coast, in the
same
area where firefighting helicopters had been scooping up water to fight
the
forest fire.
You guessed it, one minute our diver was swimming along, minding his own
business, the next minute he was doing a backstroke in a fire bucket 300
feet
in the air.
On the positive side, fire officials credit him with personally
extinguishing
5' 10" of the forest fire!
Article from the Miami Herald
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio while his wife worked
in the
kitchen. He was gunning the engine when the bike somehow lurched forward
with
the man still holding on. The bike crashed through the glass patio doors
and
ran into a wall, leaving the man cut and bruised on the living room
floor.
The man's wife called for an ambulance and then, since they lived on a
fairly
steep hill, went down several flights of stairs to direct the paramedics
to
her husband.
After the ambulance arrived and transported her husband to the hospital,
the
woman uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that
gasoline
had spilled on the floor, the wife cleaned it up with paper towels,
which she
then threw in the toilet.
The man was treated and released from the hospital. When he arrived home
and
saw the broken patio doors and damaged motorcycle, he became despondent
and
went into the bathroom and sat on the john to think for a while. He then
lit
a cigarette and tossed the match down between his legs into the toilet
bowl.
The wife heard the explosion and her husband screaming and ran in to
find him
lying face down with burns on his buttocks, the backs of his legs, and
his
groin.
The paramedics loaded the man and started back down the stairs while the
wife
tried to explain what had happened. The paramedics got to laughing so
hard
that the one walking backwards lost his footing. The gurney tilted and
the
patient slid off and rolled the rest of the way down the stairs braking
his
arm.
Now, has your day really been all that bad?